translation: 
Guti: What a festival dudes, lucky of the that I didn't played, because if I had played, the score would be 20-0, what a great match, the Zaragoza's new nickname will be "The netizen" because he spent the half of match on the "net" 
CR9: This is gross! 
Guti: Whats up dude? Be happy, we won! You scored a goal! And the most important fact: You look fantastic with that eye shadow! 
CR9: Really? Thanks! but now, I can't remove my jersey after I score goals!
Guti: That's yellow card dude! 
CR9: But I removed my chest hair, and I you could read there: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
The Ramos: Whaaaaaaaaat? You said Mary Chris Mas?
The Ramos: I know this girl! Mary Chris Mas, from London, really tall, blond hair, no no no! petite, curly hair, brunette, mustache.
The Ramos (telling to Guti): You know something, I always liked to remember the faces and their named, I'm a little bit "fisiohumanista" (sorry ladies but I don't know the translation of that word, and I already searched it on some other translaters and that word don't comes). You understand Diarra.
Guti: Wtf?
The Ramos: Whatever because today we did history!
Guti: What are trying to say stupid?
The Ramos: What I'm trying to say?? Are you stupid or what?! We did sextette, we are better than Barcelona! We are the best of the word! 
CR9: What are you trying to say Sergio?!
The Ramos: 6 in 1 year, 6 in 1 year, but we did 6 in 1 night! 
Guti: those are 6 cups, not goals! CUPS!
The Ramos, 6 cups? so? We have more! look, 1,2,3,4, no! 1,2,3,4, well here we have 7 cups! 
CR9: You don't understand that we are trying to tell you that Barcelona won 6 titles, STU-PID!
The Ramos: Aaaaaaaaah!
Guti: Now you understood?
The Ramos: No.
CR9: omg, everytime you say: aaah! and we ask you if you understand we you say: no!
Guti: Really dude, we repeat you more than garlic sandwich, be more original stupid, 
The Ramos: Aaaaaaaaah!
Guti: Now you understood?
The Ramos: No.
The Ramos: Aaaaaaaaah! no
The Ramos: Aaaaaaaaah! no 


If I wrote something wrong, let me know about it, thanks!